DickDash Tee – Satisfaction Guaranteed

Fast, bold, and unapologetically cheeky — the DickDash Tee delivers laughs at the speed of light. Featuring a satirical logo design and the slogan “Satisfaction Guaranteed,” this shirt is perfect for those who love their humor a little spicy. Printed on a soft, high-quality cotton tee, it’s your go-to for parties, festivals, or just turning heads at the grocery store.
• Unisex fit
• 100% cotton
• Vibrant red with crisp white print
• Guaranteed to spark conversation

Warning: Not responsible for excessive attention.