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“Sink Over Brad” Comic Tee

“Sink Over Brad” Comic Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD
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This tee captures one of the most relatable moments in queer bear history: a burly man, mid-crisis, floating in a sea of his own emotions (and probably bad decisions), saying the now-immortal words: “I’d rather sink than ask Brad for help.”

💔 High camp, low tolerance for Brads
🖼️ Pop art style meets bear world drama
👕 Soft cotton, perfect fit for salty moods

Whether you’ve got your own Brad or just love a little petty flair, this one’s for you.
Sink with style. Stay Bear Sized.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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